Wait, what even is tabletop role-playing, and what does that have to do with this world?

If you are a little bit confused right now, that's normal. I will take your hand and teach you everything I know! From the beginning!

Once upon a time...

...there was a quite short, black-haired, brown-eyed thiefling, but in human form. If you didn't figure it out by now, this is how I introduce myself. And if you didn't know, 'thiefling' is from Dungeons and Dragons. Yes, I'm totally another tabletop roleplaying nerd! And coder...